oh, i’m sorry, is my skirt too short for you?
well, that sucks cause your dick is too short for me.
you can’t see my dick but i can see ya skirt so ya argument is invalid
the fact that she can’t see your dick may be enough validation
Tal Peleg, Passionate makeup artist, designer and blogger.
I CAN’T EVEN DO A SIMPLE CAT EYE!
sometimes i’m drinking something and i can feel it spilling on me but i just keep drinking because i don’t care about anything anymore
"so ma’am, how would you like to pay today? cash or check?"